Breakfast In Bed!

If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

A message from the Sleep In The Kitchen Association.


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SMART RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT!

If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

A message From the Morons Association.


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Good Lier

I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies.


A message From The LIAR Association.


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Life Is Worthless!!

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.

A Message From the Life Is Worthless Association.




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I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.

A Message From the Life Is Worthless Association.




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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!


A message from the Keep The Mice Away Association.


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Seafood !

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

A message from the See Food Association.



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Use The Brain!!

Even though the voices in my head aren't real they have some good ideas!

A message From The Brain Association.


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We Love Earth!!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

A message From the Screw Up Association.


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Cute Monkey!

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

A message From the Beautiful Monkey Association.


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Be Healhty !!

Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out.

A message from Government Of Canada.


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Don't Choose Your Career As A High Stroy Window Washer!

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

He didn't survive the landing and has saved many life around world. As know days many of High Story Window washer don't step back as they know what will happen.

Nature Disasters Photographer!

"Can I get your picture?"said Mr. Triton.

"Why?" said Miss. Jacklin.

"I collect nature disasters" said Mr. Triton.





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